My boss, J, frequently has suggestions for me while working. This advice generally ranges from mildy to wildly inappropriate. Hopefully "Lessons with J" will be a continuing series!
1). While laying down Marley, a flooring for ballet dancers: “Some of the most beautiful women in the world are ballerinas, and if you can make a tight floor for them, they’ll do things for you too.”
2). While doing a soundcheck for a guy on a lavalier mic: “You’ve got to take some low end out of this guy’s voice! Some lady’s gonna marry him, thinking he can live up to that expectation you set with such a low voice, and then it’s gonna be your fault when he’s paying alimony!!”
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